Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Excuse me, are you a waitress?
Well, lots of things happened over the past few days, but I will talk abt it at the next post instead. Meanwhile, please enjoy this :
The New Waitress at 木船Cast:Ailing: Customer A
Bingrong: Customer B
ChengYao: Customer C (wait a minute, such a coincidence that these three person’s initials are A, B & C respectively)
Shirmaine: WaitressCameo: Ah Du (a performer at Muchuan, not that construction worker- turn-Singer Ah Du)
Camera-man (hmm, should Camera-woman): Welly
Setting: At Muchuan caféScene 1
It was ard 7.15 pm, 15 minutes before the
Mon-sters start their performance. Chengyao, Ailing and Bingrong had requested to be seated at their usual table (TABLE 19). They were served by a waitress who was dressed in white and black. (not the usual dark blue polo tee leh!)
Waitress: 先生,小姐,你们好。这是我们的菜单。 Ailing, Chengyao, Bing Rong: (being regular patrons of Muchuan, they knew that she is a new waitress and all eye at her skeptically)Waitress proceeds to distribute the
drinks menus with a
big smile plastered on her face.
Scene 2
Being ardent fans of
Mon-sters, they 3 customers quickly grabbed the dedication list and wrote down the songs they wanna hear.
They signaled for a waitress/waiter to pick up their dedication list.
Waitress walks over.
Now, the three customers were 不爽 that it’s her who walked over. Ailing was expecting a
帅帅 waiter to serve her, while Chengyao and Bingrong simply
看她不顺眼。
Ailing: (in a very buay-gam-wan tone) 拿! (passed her the dedication slip)Waitress: (thinking) Aiyoh, why the three of them so young, yet faces all so bin chao chao one. First day at work, yet faced with such difficult customers. Ha…... Jim-kor-mia! Must remember to smile and take the slip using two hands orh.
(took the slip of paper and left the table)
Scene 3The 3 of them decided to order drinks.
Waitress: (holding a pencil and a notepad) 先生,小姐,请问你们想喝些什么?
Bing Rong and Chengyao try to make things difficult for the new waitress by purposely taking a long time to decide on their choice.
Waitress still have that big smile
plastered on her face while Ailing
glared at her, wondering if her smile will ever fade.
Scene 4
Waitress passed the
dedication slip to
Ah Du, the keyboardist and singer, who politely thanked her.
Scene 5The
Mon-sters are abt to start their performance, and the lights were dimmed. Waitress light up a
tea-light and bring it to the table.
( Harlow!!! Actors and actresses’ expressions all sah-lah liao. Why all of you smiling so happily?!! Got candle to blow iszit?!!! Ailing what are you pointing at huh?!!!!)
Scene 6
The waitress distributes two small baskets of
tapioca chips, still serving with a smile plastered on her face
Ailing and Bingrong: (thinking) Sian…. It’s her again….Chengyao : ( um-chio, thinking of how to finish up both baskets of chips by himself)Scene 7The performance is abt to end and waitress came over to clear their glasses.
Waitress: (啊,怎么一次过拿走全部的杯子!我怕怕….)BingRong: ( heehee, if u drop the glasses, then 我有好戏看啰!) Chengyao: (so engrossed in looking at Ah-Du, didn’t pay attention to what was happening)******************
Haha. I guessed only those present will know what’d happened. :P
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